kimpissible:

In english, we say “shut the fuck up” but in spanish they say “cierra la boca puta” which translates to shut your bitch mouth and i think thats beautiful


meladoodle:

*at job interview* Oh yes, my criminal record? The only thing illegal I’ve done is absolutely KILLIN it on the dancefloor. Haha, just kidding! I have killed a man


hornyspice:

when someones sick and coughs in class
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clannyphantom:

there’s this girl at my school who hates me but jokes on her because she just used one of my text posts as her status





geekycrap:

pleatedjeans:

via

checkmate, nerds



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